Loved my clapper. More reliable at turning the lights on and off than Google Home.

What kind of filter?

Linda

When the angel of death comes.
I won’t cry.

I won’t weep and wallow 
“Oh why, why, why”

I won’t bob and weave 
When he swings his scythe

I’ll look that fucker right in the eye.

You come for me?
G’wan then, give it a try

I’ll go down swinging 
When it’s my time to die

I apologize for the shitty behavior of other men.

That being said, how do you feel about men reading those posts on women only communities, if they don’t reply, comment or vote?

We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

Secured against theft

What? Who invented the letter J?

Paul kind of fucked any positivity in the New Testament

Best way to get some?

Everyone is different?

But, getting closer every day!

Oh, I thought he was talking about US

Dr. Nussbaum was right…

What’s all this about the showers?

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.