Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich

My dogs love puking on carpets, especially if it’s right behind the closed bedroom door that opens toward them, right where I’ll step. Bonus points for making a racket in the middle of the night to get me to sleepily check on them.

No, they have a degree on Facebook. Not from Facebook.

And in the case of a microwave, it makes almost no difference if you’re running longer than 30s

Jostens is cancer

Man I stopped watching during season 5(?), whatever the Miami vice season was. maybe I should give it a try again.

A dog whistle in this context is saying or implying something that could be easily denied, but was intended for a certain specific audience to understand, like how a dog hears the whistle but the owner can’t.

So I could say “at around 14:00 I helped an 88 year old man at the protests, we should all start doing the same”

That alone is just a statement about an old man at the protests, the dog whistle is “I was counter protesting with my Nazi friends and we need more of us involved”. Since 14 and 88 are Nazi codes, they’re put in as unnecessary details that wouldn’t normally stand out or really be mentioned in a normal conversation.

It’s quite rare to not have red touch white

http://www.militarywives.com/index.php/chart-of-us-medals

The question I’m constantly asking myself, is this incompetence or Russian influence?

The answer I usually come up with is “probably both”.

I see the design choice since the background is blue. But the answer is you change the background or separate the flag colors from it. You don’t go transparent because the background is the color you want. It’s a separate thing and it’s always red-white-blue. This is like wearing a green tie if you’re a weather person, except they’re usually competent and do it on purpose.

I come home and just turn on my laptop and look at it when I get home from work. Just to remind me that there’s better things in the world.

Luckily new mexico is quite blue.

What it must be like to be able to retire after your onboarding seminar.

Pretty sure they meant the package, proper bubble wrapping would handle the abuse. That’s on the person boxing it all up.

FedEx lost a $500k case of equipment for the service techs who maintain the instruments we use at work. They work nationwide and have two of these cases for the entire country, they keep thousands of labs running. FedEx just… lost it. Eventually it was found a few weeks later or something. The cost is not really a big deal, it is basically just instrument components they use to verify the running components, but they’re the components that all instruments are compared to, so they can’t just put together another case as it suits them. There’s extra testing that goes in to make sure these components are exactly to spec.