I drive electric, so…yes?

There are ways to enjoy cars off public roads and away from private residences.

I feel like a prescreen of queries for phatic expressions with pre-programmed responses could solve this issue pretty quickly.

I feel this so much in the film Happy Feet. Seals are cute. But in Happy Feet, they’re beady-eyed bloodthirsty monsters.

They should make a dance called “the impossible.”

Pretty sure there’s some kind of skateboard move called that already.

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression

/pedant the term would be “emigrating”

From a friend I have at Apple, they ship new iPhones in planes for every new release to deal with the order surge. Plane cabins stacked floor to ceiling with phones. An insane quantity of phones.