lol you wish

Astral projection costs extra, and it’s not covered because it’s a specialist.

He wasn’t ready

I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

I’m under court order not to answer that question.

And whose fault is that?

Idk, kids sound a lot easier to fight than adults.

Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

Number one.

Give it the beans.

Elmo would never!

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

Hands down best twist ending

A goddamn classic

Yeah, disliking the format is one thing, but it’s used correctly in this case.

Or the ones where people point out how inconsistent JS is with adding strings to numbers.

Yeah, maybe don’t do arithmetic on numbers as strings?

Damn, that’s so fucked up.

Idk about every conservative. Take Trump for example.

There’s nothing closeted about his narcissism.

It is with Juma

There are a lot of euphemisms in The Sims so they can keep their T rating, with sex being called woo-hoo probably being the biggest one. The other big one I can think of is that alcohol is referred to as “Juice”

I love how the complexity of life is taken as evidence of intelligent design, since that falls apart if you look at it more than a few seconds. My favorite example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which loops down your neck and comes back up for no good reason. Better yet, it’s the same for giraffes, which means they have a massively long nerve that goes all the way up and down its neck just 'cause. If an electrician wired something like that, their fellow workers would call them anything but intelligent.