I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.

This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You

Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:

Feelings don’t care about your facts

Hm, maybe it was 98? I forget which version I had as a kid, but it was one that had a flat image as the cockpit, definitely pre MSFS X.

A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

Or at the very least comically broke into a million pieces like they used to in the old games. (I think I’m specifically thinking of 2000, but I don’t remember for sure. When I try to look up MS Flight Sim 2000 crash, all I get is troubleshooting guides)

Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Just a little off the top, please

South Park has, from what I understand, an incredibly compressed production schedule, something like a week to produce an episode, which is how they manage to release episodes about something that only just happened.

No, just lip balm.

lol you wish

Astral projection costs extra, and it’s not covered because it’s a specialist.

He wasn’t ready

I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

I’m under court order not to answer that question.

And whose fault is that?

Idk, kids sound a lot easier to fight than adults.

Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.