in my the games

Please think of the children

“Honey you’re being hysterical”. Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she’ll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to “that time of the month” to seal the deal.

Yeah my mother won’t talk to me, how do you know?

Hey look this guy is a carnifex fucker

Hey guys guess where I will do a backflip tonight lmao 🤣

All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.

Imma rape you and eat your lungs, you subhuman n-word r-word c-word, etc.

🤓📚👉🦋 Is this human thought? If only I had robot coworkers!

Average Space Marine chapter master: ‘the Emperor? Yes I know someone who knows a guy who met a guy who had once seen the shoe of a Custodes. So yeah you could say we’re close’

Average Rogue Trader: ‘Johnny the Empy? Yeah we played golf together last week. Like every Tuesday, nothing out of the ordinary. Now excuse me I have to go and have dinner with some eldar royalty’

reason

Sounds a lot like treason to me.

Can’t get entangled in theological disputes when you don’t have the brains for high-level shenanigans. 😎

Good boys. 🐕

Hey this is a Portal level!

The fool thinks that the meatball is inferior to the humongous empire.

The wise man takes his lunch at IKEA every Saturday and understands that meatballs and large empires are the same.

Half Life 3 will fill this void in your soul, for sure.