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So this person will never need to spend money with Tesla ever again to keep this car running?

You need more than tech help, this isn’t normal by any stretch of the imagination. Please make plans to extract yourself from this situation.

Hey, it’s not always like that. Now they can also report the victims to ICE, which makes the problem go away much faster.

To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?

Hahaha I was just theorizing this morning that they would jump to China with all the chaos happening over here. Gotta make the line go up.

Lack of existence because I sterilized myself after the SCOTUS decision ending Roe leaked

See the never-ending North Carolina Supreme Court election from November for one method. It’s still not over and they’re probably going to toss military votes (and more, up to 60,000+) from democrat-leaning counties only. Fewer than 1,000 people decided the election and they’re just going to undo enough to make that pesky loss go away.

This works with guinea pig babies too, for a different flavor of pocket vocalizations

You might be kept waiting for days at customs while officers insult you and try to get you to sign self deportation papers. Prepare so that you have what you need if you can never come back. Not joking, that’s probably best case scenario, worst is gulag.

Confidently incorrect is the default with these people. I spend most of my time with family aggressively correcting misinformation about my field and related ones. They will die earlier thinking they know more because of Youtube. Getting them to stop taking bad health advice and mystery joint injections from a fucking chiropractor is the latest battle.