You take that back right now.

When reading anything published by The Daily Mail, it’s best to assume that the story ranges between poorly reported and outright fabricated.

Hard candy licorice I’m fine with. “Wax tube of sadness” licorice? Straight to jail.

NA NANANA NANAANANA NA KATAMARI DAMACY

No judgement for liking what you like, but having played it when it first came out I have to admit my first thought was “they couldn’t be arsed to finish the first one and you already want a second?”

In fairness I haven’t gone back through it after my initial playthrough, so maybe it’s better than last I saw it. At the time there were something like 20 skills in the tree that just straight up didn’t do what they were supposed to, half the stuff in the trailers was just made up, and cops could materialize from your ass.

Whistle “Pop Goes The Weasel”.

Aretha Franklin - Bridge Over Troubled Water (originally by Simon and Garfunkel)

Sly & The Family Stone - Que Sera, Sera (originally Doris Day)

The Isley Brothers - Love The One You’re With (originally Steven Stills)

“Time for TICKLES!”