No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.

Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can’t be real

Goddamn it

Y’know with the Wayback Machine, book scans and public science funding under threat in the USA this sadly isn’t too far off base

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

Here’s the great part; you don’t! (I am American and only going outside for vital activities anymore)

This. And you are cared for and loved. Live strong.

So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

And while I’m at it, Tool - Legion Inoculant

Ministry - Khyber Pass

I want this as a patch to stitch onto my backpack or outdoor jacket

I thought you said apes were smart.