That little girl looks like she’s even sick of grandpa’s shit. Hair is bone dry in every photo and the only one of her actually in contact with the water, she’s kicking it in his face. She honestly looks visibly upset when he’s dangling her brother over it.
Also if you accidentally inhaled through it, it felt like you were suffocating to death by eating the snuggle bear’s ass.
Kraft singles have a rather low melting point. I feel like, regardless of whether they take it or not, one warm day while it’s in the back of a mail truck somewhere would cause it to liquefy and escape the weird cheese condom.
Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don’t like utensils with dump truck ass; they’re top heavy when in use.
And when you couldn’t find one?
I mean, I was in high school when the cell phones were largely flip phones and that one nokia brick that could probably survive being run over by a tank and at that point the rule was “nobody gives a shit if it’s in your pocket/in your bag and on silent, but if I see it or if it’s making loud disruptive noises from wherever you’ve got it it’s going in my desk until the bell rings”. That still seems a reasonable middle ground in my opinion. That way, it’s still accessible enough in the event of an actual emergency but not usable otherwise.