people say ducks/geese are fucked up but they look/act too silly for my brain to make the connection

OP clearly didn’t get the broom closet ending

here’s a related video from Angela Collier, if you want to read more about how women are treated in STEM

found the human

this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

I think it’s a bit too late for that

clearly he escaped and is tweeting about his new schemes

yeah I go on the internet to escape the depressing world but it follows me there

this is obviously satire

I haven’t listened to any music since yesterday so here’s some from my music playlist:

• don’t be a fool in my ass
• the whole town’s laughing at m(y ass)
• dancin (with) my ass
• master of flame in my ass
• the fire and the flames in my ass
• clubbed to death (with) my ass
• dare to be stupid in my ass
• in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

• rules of nature in my ass
• meat grinder in my ass
• outrun the wolves in my ass
• sharks in my ass
• ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
• small enemy spider in my ass

streetlight people in my ass