Your sons are speaking from their experience, which may not be the same as yours.

Maybe I should be a mask designer.

You’d think we’d have the technology to invent a shaving device that made faces mask-ready

Hot eats cool treats. That was the slogan 20 years ago. Get some chicken strips and a blizzard.

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How dare other people have different interests than you

Don’t pay someone to steal something. The police will treat conspiracy to commit theft much more harshly than blasting music.

Your Mom is hurting and lashing out.

You don’t need to fight her battles for her. But you can support her by spending time with her. If she doesn’t appreciate that, you can stop.

Depending on your gender you’re heteroflexible or homoflexible

When politicians make it illegal for certain groups of people to exist, that oppression kind of takes precedence over other things.

Unless you believe yourself above such peasantry.

Wtf is this gen z slang “simping” just use the real words ffs

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