Yes im coming out against dick rockets here.

It’s kind og funnier if you don’t get it.

Not in any of the ways that matter.

You know the parent company has military contracts, right?

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

No, im pretty sure political power is kept in barrels, and we take it out when we need to use it. Because it comes from there.

Oh shit, maybe we don’t just store it there, but we make it there? Like whiskey?

Old saying from… Korea, i wanna say? Maybe mongolia?

I don’t remember exactly, but damn i wonder if its tasty, like whiskey.

No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

This is definitely marketing driven.

The only ethical way out is to make the cops pay for a bullet.

Nah, left out the gross eugenics stuff.

Which every high level corpo is very into.

There’s a way to avoid this.

Yeah but that’s not what it does.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

If i cant leave my apartment, i cant let the delivery guy in.

Or i can ask a friend whos gonna be by to grab me something.

Sure, because theyre a danger to the rest of us, it’s incurable, and they’re in terrible suffering. And also because it’s funny.

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don’t have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

Speaking as an adhd person:

I cannot afford to use these services.

I cannot deal with their bullshit, and, as someone with marginalized aspects of my identity, cant deal with their spyware.

I can, however, walk about a block to a 24 hour grocery store or pizza place thats open late. If i fucked up.

Well yes but see i don’t live there and i need to keep driving my ford F50000 fleshreaper, BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD

Political power is, as they say (i think they say this) kept in barrels

And you should drop those barrels on cops.