There’s a store in my town that either had a bad receipt printer, or had their number wrong on it (my number differs from theirs by one digit). Either way, I get a call for them every few months. I don’t really mind.

I don’t get that many spam calls anymore, and the ones I do get, I just have fun with them (practice my very rough French, try out a new accent, or just wait about 10 seconds and burst into song). Unfortunately most of the junk calls these days are bots :(

I’d bring back Logsday.

Nothing at All in My Ass

Not sure if it counts as it’s not really a pet name, but when one of us is looking for the other, we make dinosaur noises. The query has an upward inflection (“raahhhh?”) and the response has a downward inflection (“rahh!”).

At first it was just around the house. Now it’s in public too.

My spirit animal

It’s okay. My wife has ADHD and anxiety, and many many tabs. She calls them her “emotional support tabs.”

I can’t speak for the developers, but I’m certainly judging you.

I can fix her