propter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]

“For the small fee of $1,000 we will publish your work…”

Second panel should just be boom

I’ve literally seeded my lawn with clover. It had naturally occurring clover, but I wanted more of it.

🥁

Society really fucking hates women

Don’t forget the sea kraits that live off the coast in Australian waters

Ok but 15 miles is over the horizon isn’t it?

How do you know which finger to put the wedding band on

I need this on a shirt

fossilesque has a Ph.D. in shitposting