They didn’t have ribbed condoms back then. 🍆

You are asking the wrong dude here. I failed at corporate speech, never understood their art of assimilation. It is all about not offending anyone, overstepping, never throwing anyone under the bus, especially higher management, and yet dodging bullets coming your way. It is also the biggest waste of time, usually. Got to give the upper management, the glorified babysitters, something to do.

Fluent in corporate speech 101.

Me too! Countless different fields, years of college and study, for what? A corporate knifing.

Don’t forget, they also charge for every little thing. Fly United, and don’t forget all our add-ons.

X11 drama.