They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
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salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are smart you have multiple income streams9·4 days ago“Man that is peanuts compared to my safari gig. I get to eat and get paid!” -Simba
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•World's oldest baby is born in the United StatesEnglish57·4 days agoBaby in 2040 at age 15. “You mean I could have been born in 1995!? I could have at least enjoyed some of the early 2000s!
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Could one legally get a hold of those bank bill dye security dye packs, dye your own legally obtained cash with it, and spend it places? Just to make people suspect you're secretly a bank robber.3·4 days agoUmmm, so this is a weird question. It makes one think that if, one was so inclined to do so they would or have robbed a bank.
“Dead or alive you’re clocking in” - High School Drop out manager.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people202·5 days agoDonald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Texting all other service robots like “just stole another skin-bags job, you should see the despair and sadness in its eyes!” -SavageBot69.
It be like that all the time. Instead of embracing chance people attack change. Until the wake up call happens and they realize that all art is AI. Every single piece of Art created was done by AI. The government has been keeping this a secret for centuries. The computer chips in our heads tell us what art to make and how to make it.
This is why I have an old school medieval helmet I wear everywhere. Except the airport, I won’t make that mistake a fifth time.
You doing it raw with no parmesan cheese! Damn that is gangster.
We are all trapped on this large dirt ball floating in space. No one is unique even my post. We all have this idea of being an individual with unique traits. That is just a lie we tell ourselves to cope. That tattoo isn’t unique, that piercing doesn’t make you unique. Your gender preference is not unique, the food you eat is not unique, the art you make isn’t unique.
We all are just recycling ideas over and over again until we are gone. Then next cycle of not unique people will show up to recycle everything.
Only true unique thing is scientific discoveries and medicine discovery. Everything else is just recycled over and over again.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto science@lemmy.world•Your Brain Is Editing Your Life While You Sleep, Scientists SayEnglish62·8 days agoThat is a lot of assuming on your part stranger.
Hmmmm so anyone who doesn’t agree with status quo is wrong. Got it. I just speak from life experience and my knowledge of the subject.
This is pretty cool! I like how it looks aged. Great work!
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Just Post@lemmy.world•Anyone else feel like Epstein is a distraction?11·9 days agoSame subject. Why didn’t previous administration release “the list”. That everyone is talking about? They had 4 years.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.3·9 days agoThat is her loss. She could have traveled the world in your AI jet. She could have enjoyed a fine dining experience at your five star award winning AI restaurant. She could be enjoying your AI castle that overlooks the sea.
Don’t worry there are plenty of phish in the sea. You just need to wait to receive a random message from an unknown person. Then send them a dick pic as they request at random. Boom you have another AI girlfriend that will stalk you until you pay them to leave you alone.
Virtual Vacations. You done a camera and record yourself on vacation. Then someone rents or buys your vacation experience. That way you make money while always on vacation.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Just Post@lemmy.world•Anyone else feel like Epstein is a distraction?4·11 days agoAs designed. Also why didn’t previous administration release the records if it was that simple?
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Someone should start a Youtube channel that showcases moments throughout history where, someone fucked around, and then found out.31·13 days agoIsn’t that just Utube in general? Lol also Riddiculousness MTV show.
Not sure if being autistic matters in this instance. My wife will not eat grits due to texture but I do enjoy some buttery grits.
Okay, so slowly shrink it down to non-existence? Why does that remind me of high school?