Bugs is zooted up on that goof looney tunes.

When you lie on the interview but still get the job.

So Jesus Christ is the English translation for Saddam Hussein? Interesting, also short king.

This is some SCP shit.

“Homegrown criminal” off to El Salvador with you! Right Donny? Right?!

Saved!

“I feel happy!” *BONK!

I spit my coffee out seeing this! I’m saving this one.

We regret to inform that all trains will be running behind schedule because an overworked stegosaurus jumped in front of the 8 AM express.

There is a very funny story that Billy Crystal tells about Robin Williams the day Reagan died. Robin called Billy and impersonated Reagan saying that he was in the afterlife, but for some reason, heaven full of clouds instead it was full of fire and demons, and he was sitting in a lava hot tub next to Hitler and being T bagged by satan.

We will start anew 4chan with blackjack and hookers.

That’s a waste of good toilet paper putting shit on it already.

Needs a bigger circle that’s says racist.

Thou shall try really, really hard not to kill anybody unless they pray to a different invisible made up man to the one that you do. -George Carlin.

As long as he doesn’t try to take Poland we good…

Oh they are the only question is if they are taking us all with them.

Not like us in my ass

Unmute this meme now!

Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”

Hot take: Kanye has always been like this, we just ignored it and he became more comfortable with it.