“I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, I got somethin between my legs that’ll make a dead man come…”

My dad is a Linux user so I guess being introduced to Linux lmao

Also the time he built a bluetooth boombox. And the time he modified old Roombas to be remote controlled.

Eh, I think this is overblown. If you buy one that’s sized correctly and fits well, it doesn’t really affect your breathing. Some brands suck and aren’t made out of flexible enough material around the chest (any where you can tell where the binding panel is on it by the texture) but not all binders are that bad.

I should be the target audience to get this joke and I don’t get it either. Am I supposed to fear stairs?

As a weeb, I have in fact done that.

I started getting gyros instead. It’s fast, as cheap as fast food used to be a couple years ago, and tastes better. Plus, it’s a local restaurant and not a national chain.

Yeah, I remember when Tumblr was full of users who were really obsessed with porn and smut in general.

I don’t use it, but I’ve seen the video that a woman posted on LinkedIn of her sig heiling to prove that Elon didn’t make the “same gesture.” I’m convinced some people are just using it like regular social media, even if it makes them unemployable.

I like to put my legs on the arm rests. Sometimes if I’m sitting “normally” (not fully sideways) I put just one leg up.

My roommate is always complaining about his contacts drying or running out of new ones, and every time I cringe a little bit because I hate things touching my eyes. Even eye exams freak me out, but I only have to deal with weird things happening to my eyes when I get them. I’ve been trying to convert him back to glasses, but he won’t listen.

Bunnicula got him.

I’ve seen ones that were custom painted and they look significantly better. It doesn’t stop them from being dumpsters on wheels, but at least they look finished.

They have reverse toe thumbs.

Everyone with this is one of my evil twins.

Ew. This is why I don’t like AI. It’s not always inherently bad but people use it and pass it off as their own work or cheat on tests. People who do this are lucky I’m not their boss. Using AI to do your training just means you’re easily replaceable.

I dream about buildings and city scapes. Everything that happens in the dream can be detailed, but the focus is on the architecture.

Kind of a dangerous move even if he’s not violent or abusive. The conservative “jokes” will rub off on her just like it’s done to girls I know.

If I get drunk, I can picture colors for different instruments. Drums, wind, and string instruments are varying shades of red, yellow and orange depending on pitch. Synthesizers are always cool colors depending on their sound. The more artificial they sound, the further away they are from yellow or red for purple and green synthesizers) Human voices are pink if high pitched and red if low pitched.

I searched “fuck does typing fuck at the beginning of a google search get rid of the Ai” and the top result was the AI overview saying you can get rid of it with “a well placed F-bomb.”

I think Google got rid of that trick already.