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If that cat could read it wouldn’t give one fat fuck.
This guy cats. Not giving a single fuck is one of their most defining features. And one I admire greatly.
If it could read, it would say the same about owner.
Would meow/asking for food. :)
Me: “You’re a fatty fat fat mean fat cat.”
Cat: “No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven’t you brought me my noms yet?”
“aren’t you upset?”
“I’m always upset. where’s my fucking food you sphinxian monkey”
The cat is owning it, as a warning
It wouldn’t matter because the fatty fat cat who’s mean is already upset
cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can’t
