The sun eh?
That article is everything what I expect from the sun…
Fuckin’ hot, right?
I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?
There’s nothing worse than a Tuesday.
If you check out the motel’s web page, they even share the same building and email address.
“Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?”
That’s the most simple explanation.
One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.
The last one is a holiday inn
If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend
Is this a test?
Another user posted that they share the same building too lol
I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn’t you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?
Hennimooooooooore !!
Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.
Came looking for copper. Found contempt.
And they’re complaining?!
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
They’re British.
The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.
Sure they did
Show of hands.
Who here thinks this was actually an accident?
Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.
The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere
The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.
I thought the sun was a parody site
Nope it’s Murdock’s prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK’s working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won’t find a copy of it sold in that city.
That’s not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you’d be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.
He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool’s boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.
The Sun is literally dog shit.
It’s a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to “bombard and overwhelm”.
Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
I respect owning the funny typo.
New phrase just dropped!
Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"
The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.
There’s so many jokes here… where to start…
Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.
Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh
The article says they couldn’t work the next day because of the noise… Sure…
Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.
