I’m genuinely trying to think if I’ve ever seen a single nonsecular Easter decoration.

What does his forearm tattoo say?

I want a consistent tense! “I’ve ridden faces…” works much better imo.

My cousin dated two guys named Dewey (back to back, too). When she introduced the second one to us, we called him Dewey Twoey

Almost none of these are old movies

Zangendeutsch is killing me though. I’m a native English speaker living in Germany and it’s difficult not to internalize fake internet German

Two days after breaking up, I found out that my ex had lied to me about everything about himself, and had gotten out of prison for beating his mother to death shortly before we met. I met him because he had been a canvasser with a friend of mine (also concerning, tbh), and he just fit right into her friend group, and nobody had any information about his life before that. Once we started comparing stories after we found out, it all clicked into place.

Even worse, he killed his mom after she tried to give him some tough love (it sounded like normal, healthy parenting from the reports) about drinking too much and I broke up with him for the same reason. I was certain he was going to kill me for a while there, but that’s no longer a worry because I live in another country and he can’t get a passport.

You’ve heard of the double down, but what about the duodecuple down?

I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv

That Canadian actress was white and attractive. The German held for several days without sleep was also white and attractive (also a man in a relationship with a man, but I don’t know how likely it is that CBP could have known that).

It’s probably protective, but it’s not sufficient

I was told by nuns in catholic school that we had more in common with Jews than with Lutherans.

Just hopping on here in case it’s not well known, he’s eating off of a pewter dish. Pewter reacts with the acids in tomatoes to release bioavailable lead, causing lead poisoning if done long term. Lead poisoning makes you more violent and oppositional, as well as stupider.

Name: Nora

Nicknames: Nörchen, Norora Borealis, The Baby, Guardgoyle, My Darling, Mürzel

I felt so bad for him

That read as pity to me, but good, I’m glad it isn’t. I don’t even have a penis, so no problems here, lol.

Handsome man who’s good in bed and gets laid… maybe your pity is misplaced