if yeah want an amazing dinosaur park media, check out Dinosaur Sanctuary.
they treat the dinosaurs as animals, and the whole plot revolves around the upkeep of the zoo.
it was cowritten by a paleontologist and a manga artist.
that manga speaks to my soul as I worked in a zoo when I was 18 to 21. it really hits my nostalgia,
I saw the new one with my father in law today, after not having seen one since the original trilogy. It was just not good. I’m usually able to turn off my brain and enjoy a movie regardless of the quality, but there were so many things that didn’t make sense, or were glossed over without explanation, that I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief.
I’m sorry, new one? You mean from like 2019 right?
Right‽
You know there’s a new version out in the theaters, now. Right?
I, for one, did not
Can we go back to “trilogy”?
Can we go back to the Jurassic era?
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The premise of dinosaurs in the modern world is as close to evergreen as you can get. The problem isn’t that the cow has gone dry, so much as the farmers keep jerking off the bull instead.
The Jurassic Park movie franchise is the best representation of movies that diminish with each movie since the first one.
Eh, the first Jurassic World was a bump up compared to The Lost World and JP3, but yeah, the general trend is accurate.
I thought this was better than Jurassic World 2. I didn’t see the 3rd.
The modern film industry in one imagine.
Imagine?
All the people.
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First one was grand, didn’t need to be followed up or remade. Now we have a franchise… The only remake I wouldn’t mind seeing is a more brutal first one, closer to what the book was depicting. All I’d be interested in really.
I was just saying the other day if the first one had been faithful to the ending of the book we wouldn’t have all this mess.
The book got a sequel.
I remember trying to like the lost world but I just can’t. Only the first is worth watching.
Both this and Five Nights at Freddy’s have an interesting problem, where they’re based around an entertainment franchise that goes wrong - but the franchise itself necessitates repeated attempts and failure.
Genuinely flabbergasted people financially support, and thus incentivise this garbage.
I’m looking forward to Jurassic Park 9: The Secrets of Dumbledore
it’s just a gay porno with a dude in one of those memable T-Rex costumes
I saw the first Jurassic Park. I enjoyed it. But I feel sated with that single entry. If you love these movies, more power to you, but I don’t really understand it myself.
The books, Jurassic Park and its sequel The Lost World, are very good and very different from the movies. I also recommend Disclosure by the same author.
In general I feel like I’m more likely to want to revisit and spend more time in the world of a good book than the world of most films, even films I enjoy, so it makes sense to me that there’s enough to easily fill two books worth.
Lost World had some fun stuff (Despite diverging from it’s book even worse than the first movie) but you’re really not missing much, none of the sequels come within a mile the original.
I saw the first one, enjoyed it…not sure I could explain the plot or what happened in it. At the time having the dinosaurs brought to life was spectacle enough; they could have made a movie about the park working correctly and it would have sold tickets.
I watched the second and third one back to back with a girl. They were alright. I don’t care to see them again. I’m not watching any more of them.
I saw the movie on the weekend and I liked it. Much better than the last two, but obviously not as good as the first one.
Better than Dominion isn’t hard.
I cannot believe they wasted all the original actors returning on such a piece of shit script. Like what a fucking missed opportunity
I can’t wait for Jurassic World 6 when we send the dinosaurs to space!
Fast and Furious went to space, why not the Jurassic Park franchise too!
They can hang out with Leprechaun!
Then after space it’s the college years followed by Dinosaurnado. Although, a tornado composed of dinosaurs sounds awesome.
Eh, if Michael Chrichton were still alive today he’d probably condone it all so long as he got his royalty check. Jurassic Park canon was never holy.
Hey, corporation needed to look ‘good’ so it was obvious they would scrap the shitty CEO of the Book and put ‘Santa Claus’ in his place, right?
Wait, what?
The actor is the same from the 90’s Miracle on 34th Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Y9iXjK_uU
Jurassic Park’s Sequel Problem
This video is 7 years old and still relevant.
I saw it and it wasn’t as bad as some of the other but not great. The big bad dies in like a single second with zero build up and its really unsatisfying. Weird character choices, unnecessary and forgetable characters mostly. The nerd guy “Harry” was the best actor for me. 6/10 not worth re-watching or thinking about again
6/10 is a very high score considering that review.
That’s an F in the US education system almost everywhere (maybe everywhere barring specific curves?) and though we may think ill of them as a third world shithole that does mean something.
6/10 is a D, 5/10 is an F
65/100 is a D. Anything lower is an F.
Maybe where you went to school. I always had Fs at 59% and under… just like in Wikipedia’s article. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_the_United_States
I attended and worked in a couple schools in the states. I saw some alternatives like pass / fail and SBG, but whenever it was the A-F system, 60% was a D-
Oh interesting. My schools were 69 and under was F. My understanding was 65 was a typical cutoff
I would argue under 60 = F is the norm. It’s even quite a common trope in movies / TV. Example:
I actually did mean 60, just dat fingered the 5
You got F’d when you 69’d in school? Sounds wild.
I guess I did kind of perfectly tee that one up didn’t I
It didn’t make me groan from blatant plot holes or inconsistencies which is better than other movies in the franchise. Plus Industrial Light and Magic made those mutant Dinos look fuckin awesome.
They just work for IGN
Next week: Jurassic Petting Zoo!
