Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.
MAGA intensifies
or anyone with a manual when they find out they are forking with a long trans mission stick, pumping a tight annular spring via their thrust bearing with the primary trans shaft buried deep in the back of their crankshaft through the self lubricating pilot bearing to buffer all the rough asynchronous screwing
synchro gigiddy mesh gettin your bottom shaft up to speed to fork with fineness without double pounding the annular
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A pressure plate clutch “diaphragm” or annular spring:
Wait, cars are sexy now?
I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.
16 year old me did a clutch three times before fully understanding the mechanism. Particularly, I had a bad pilot bearing that was causing the failures. It is one aspect that was not in the Haynes manual, and not a part included in the “complete clutch kit”. The second time I even faced the flywheel to do a proper job at the advice of a pro mechanic. I learned the pilot bearing on my own.
The fetish jokes were just fun with friends that hung out or helped while I worked on the car and figured it out as I went. Teasing macho friends lying in intimate tight spaces is fun, especially when they have underlying prejudices about LGBTQ+ stuff. I’ve always been an asshole like that when anyone is prejudice. Over the decades I’ve learned every detail about how engines and drivetrains work. The transmission is full of parts to joke about, but I can make anything metaphorical to surfeit abstraction.
cis people when life:
“I don’t mind you’re gay just don’t hit on me” motherfuckers be lookin like
None that I’ve seen
Anarchists when they find out about the prostate
Capitalists when they find out only the first letter is capitalized
libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations
Democratic socialists when… Uhh, I don’t have anything bad to say about them. Nice bunch.
When the demons socialize with them.
I wanted to do a comedy sketch about ordering a BLT with some friends and being asked if I wanted guacamole on it saying yes despite their horrified looks
Getting one of them to explain BLTG>LGBT before dismissing them and taking a bite
Cut to my outfit being overly gay and “the voice”
I just assume someone else has already done it
Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):
Non-binary people use malboge because it uses ternary
checkmate /lib
What’s the second L? Landlords?
All LGBTQIA+ people are cool, but I draw the line at landlords. Enough is enough, goddamnit.
Lettuce
So it’s: Landlord Gamer Bourgeois Lettuce Tomato?
Liz Truss is LL Cool J BTQ?
OMGBBQ
Omg, how have I never seen this joke articulated before now. Hilarious. Solidarity with my LGBTQ+ friends.
I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?
