I have solved a lot of crimes. My fav was ‘the mystery of why my head hurts, my purse is stretched, and i have like two hundred dollars of fancy cheese in my fridge’, mostly because in the process of solving it I found someone cute sleeping in my bed.
If we count being in my mid 30’s as old, I’m already all of these but the crime solving.
I have solved a lot of crimes. My fav was ‘the mystery of why my head hurts, my purse is stretched, and i have like two hundred dollars of fancy cheese in my fridge’, mostly because in the process of solving it I found someone cute sleeping in my bed.