Couches are so overrated…
Far too large (the hole).
You mean a pre-couch¿
Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture
No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees…
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Don’t give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.
Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth
The Hole Truth
Trussy is hard though
Of course that’s a thing…
Probably
Hasn’t the Lorax been abused enough? He’s seen more than he should.
no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago
not sexually ; murderously.
TekKnight, is that you?
I wouldn’t think of him as a dendrophile.
Have you seen Poison Ivy?
Yes, but when I saw her I thought “yeah I’d have fun with her” not “my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes”
Arborphelia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)
Why did I open up this
rabbittree hole?
If the tree is still alive then no…
Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree
Shady Vance’s not whole.
No, but I’m about to!
I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!
Good luck 🤞
