Doesn’t matter because your original brain was destroyed. You would be dead and a copy of you would remain.

There’s a keyboard shortcut to send an email.

I should’ve put “ackshually” and /s

The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn’t figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.

What if I hate all jobs?

Fuck cars

The most annoying thing is how they constantly move things around so I can’t find what I want.

PBS spacetime is a good one

I stopped watching kurzgesagt after their copium video on global warming where we all hold hands and sing and magically reverse it.

Give them typewriters

Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

Goatse

My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she’ll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.

My short haired dog loves to lay on the concrete in the sun when it’s 40C.

That actually makes a lot of sense. Like the panic that occurs when layoffs happen.

Why aren’t you wearing your flair?

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.