KHA-LI MAAA
You’re gonna need a bigger boat…
That kid is back on the escalator again… I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!
You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?
You must’ve thought it was whiteboy day!
If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!
My girlfriend’s a dog… She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
Lorain, I’m your density, I mean your destiny.
Oh Stewardess, I speak jive…
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he’s an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Frau Blücher.
Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!
Royal with cheese
It’s good to be da king.
ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is
Bread makes you fat??
- scott pilgrim
Sometimes the wind blows trash in my face.
It’s official.
OH HAI MARK.
Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.
Radical!
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
This one time…at bandcamp…
The Dude Abides
Hows the smut businesses Jackie?
I wouldn’t know Dude I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.
Yeah, which ones Log Jammin?
Donny, please…
Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.
