“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”
slumps down.
“…that’s never happened to me before.”
I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”
“37.”
Cool Beans
movie
Hot Rod
Who wants a mustache ride?
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
“Hello there”
“Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind…”
“Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße”
“LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!”
“Ils sont fous, ces Romains!”
“The senate will decide your faith”
“Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner”
I am not the messias!
Royal with cheese
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
OH HAI MARK.
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!
