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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Totally what I'll use it for

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Totally what I'll use it for

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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    Do they make these for, uh, small paws? I have a Maltese sized, uh, dog.

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      I was thinking this tentacles aren’t tight enough, um scrubby enough.

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        There needs to be room for the, uh, cleaning liquid.

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        It looks very different at the angle laying down though.

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        these*

        Learn basic spelling.

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    Shai-hulud?!

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      “Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy”.

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        “each of these trees drink the equivalent of 100 people’s ‘water’ each day”

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      shai-hulussy

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    They’re cute and squishy at that age. But wait until they grow up and take over large sections of desert on Tatooine. “Whatcha doing step sarlacc??” 💀💯

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      damn they forgor 💀💀💀

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    I mean yeah you could fuck it, but it’s is genuinely an extremely useful product for cleaning your pets paws.

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      And here I have been using a fleshlight for that

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        Made me giggle

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      Really? I used these a few times and all it did was get their paws wetter and not clean and made nasty paw prints across the house. I went back to a regilar towel pretty quickly.

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    Sarlaccussy

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      Careful, it’ll digest you for 1000 years

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        Longest. Edge. EVER.

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        Nice

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    Its the pawussy!

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    I have a bit of a large paw myself.

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      Hey boo

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    Those actually work incredibly well for their intended purpose.

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      My experience was different. All it did was make their filthy paws wet which made for more work cleaning up

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    I got one of these and it kind of hurts tbh

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    “What kind of dog you have?”

    “Dog?”

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    Bought one of these and never use it. So much easier to just use baby wipes.

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      Must feel wet on the dick…

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    Macgyver that shit.

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      Attach it to a jackhammer

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        fuckingmachines.paw

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    Did anyone else read “Pet Collection” “Large P” and stop reading anything else and immediately start making assumptions?

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    I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate’s closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.

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    Yep, looks just like papaw’s pipe cleaner.

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