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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    You’re supposed to clean your keyboard?

    I bought one with lights and it’s a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

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      How are your pubes getting near your k–

      wait, no I don’t want the answer to that question.

      • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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    • Linearity@infosec.pub
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      Stray WHAT??? 😭

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    • embed_me@programming.dev
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      There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

  • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
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    deleted by creator

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      You’re supposed to take it to the Apple store, where they will charge you $800 to “clean” the keyboard, by replacing and throwing away half the computer. This is the correct user experience. /s

      Apple hates making functional serviceable machines anymore.

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    My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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    Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

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          My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

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            Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

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    Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

    https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

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      Sounds like a mouthwash company

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Unplug it or turn it off if it’s wireless. Not that hard.

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      What is “unplug”? /j

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        It’s what happens when you trip over the lamp’s power cord, except for a keyboard.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Everyone has a reason here why this isn’t necessary, but frankly it’s just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I’d rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

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      I don’t mind the windows button. It’s effectively a quick way to a run command.

      • zerofk@lemm.ee
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        Draw an S on there and bam! you have a Super button.

        What’s a Super button you ask? It’s the S in S-M-butterfly. Or in other words: it’s an extra modifier key.

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          I think KDE plasma calls it the meta button. Now that’s ruined too!

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      https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

  • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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    Luckily, my Keyboard is so dirty that I need to pull off all keycaps anyway.

  • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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    Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Birds love a deep clean!

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      This might just be my keyboard specifically, but I broke some of the caps doing this and had to special-order replace them.

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    I bought an expensive mechanical keyboard. It is the bane of my existence.

    Oversensitive little princess that needs its precious little keycaps polished every other week to stop it from double tapping itself, and when that doesn’t work you have to program it not to hiccup, and yet it still does.

    Never used to have this problem with the cheap plastic ones I used to buy.

    Dont buy into the mechanical keyboard fad. It’s a scam for idiots like myself who think pretty LEDs will solve their nonexistent problems.

    • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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      I have a mechanical keeb and cleaned it once in the last year I think you purchased a PoS

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        https://feddit.uk/post/28969322/17251683

    • TheKrunkedJuan@lemmy.world
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      I’ve owned many boards and have never heard of such issues. That sounds like a really cheap one, or inexperienced company.

      I’ve never had issues with many switches between Cherry, Kailh, Gateron, etc

      A lot of the better brands include LEDs too. It’s just another checkbox on the product comparison sheet. Not like you can’t shut em off anyway

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        Keychron Q1 Max. Google it, double press and keyboard chatter is a recurring problem.

        They even released a new firmware recently specifically to tackle the problem, and still it persists

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      Your mistakes was buying for the leds and not the switches. I have one with mx cherry blues, it is built like a tank.

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        I got banana switches. Gutter shite.

    • daellat@lemmy.world
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      What keyboard did you get?

      I would steer clear of gaming mechanicals now but I’ve switched to Keychron and I love it.

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        https://feddit.uk/post/28969322/17251683

    • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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      I have a mechanical keyboard and have double click issues. I just kinda press down the keys really hard until they stop double clicking…

      Is there a software solution for this? Like something that prevents double clicking by filtering keyboard inputs? for Wayland, on Linux?

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        I use this, for reducing keyboard chatter

        https://github.com/finkrer/KeyboardChatteringFix-Linux

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    Cybertruck is far ahead

  • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Image so old it got moldy

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

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        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

    • Oisteink@feddit.nl
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      It’s semen

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just open up notepad, start cleaning, and then use the resulting document as a word finder puzzle. Hell, if you’re really lucky you might write the next best selling novel.

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      They told me it was already published by Shakespeare.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      Wouldn’t recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Bah! That’s what editors are for!

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    Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mostly only an issue for laptops.

      Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

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        Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

        https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful”

          Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

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      I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

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        Cat like typing detected

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