Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.
MC 900 Ft. Jesus just entered the chat.
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
You have me curious now. I know for me 10k is about an hour so I’m going to see how long to do 100 squats pushups and situps. I want to say ballpark that’s probably about 2 hrs a day for everything together. Bit excessive.
be fuckin CAREFUL with that
might end up making the rest of your life boring because you’re too powerful
And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.
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Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.
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This isn’t on you, but I feel like there’s a key piece of information missing from this abstract:
It was observed that gastric acid values were higher following banana as compared to porridge and the difference was statistically significant (p < 0.001). It was was thus concluded that ripe banana is not a bland food.
How much higher? It might not be the perfect food, but it might still be okay. I also can’t tell if it’s not there as clickbait (essentially), if the study doesn’t disclose it, or if it’s not actually a significant difference. My money’s on the first or the last, but anything over than the first is shitty.
You’ll go bald doing that
96…97…98…
Don’t forget the bananas
People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot
Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.
Oh I thought it’d be 100 in a row lol
If you can do them in groups of 10-20, an overweight 5 year old could handle it probably
I uses to do 20 one handed pushups in a row in high school, but nowadays I’m lucky to get 20 normal ones
Have you tried? Come back to me in a week.
5 sets of 20 is pretty easy for the bodyweight exercises, the run is the hard part imo
I did it for 72 days straight back in 2022. Admittedly was a lot easier during the pandemic when you weren’t expected to see anyone.
Guy I know who is single: “You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It’s impossible!”
Girl I know who is single: “Fuck me, I hope this next guy I’m seeing isn’t married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn’t bad.”
Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important
what’s inside their head
I’m not Czech, I can cover the sides of my ass, and I remember I’m married.
How did I do?
Guy who is me who is single: I’d be fine if we could just get some third places that aren’t focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.
Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don’t want to get back to where I was, I’m doing good.
Additional third spaces definitely required.
Probably subsequent to a secondary location.
I believe second place is supposed to be where you work.
Perhaps so, but in my case I was referring to this John Mulaney sketch.
edit: As observed below, I messed up the link formatting. Fixed now.
You missed the closing parenthesis.
So I did. Corrected, thank you.
I keep hearing people say this. Where are you that you don’t have parks? Tennis courts or swimming pools or volleyball beaches? There’s a spot near my house, just off a popular running trail, that hosted a “Singles Night” and it was swarming with eligible 20-somethings. There’s an outdoor theater in downtown that does free-to-the-public shows every month and a dozen other concert halls and sporting arenas that will happily sell you nosebleed seats for cheap. Nevermind the dating 101 spots - movie theaters, dance clubs, and bowling alleys.
“No more third spaces” has become this suffocating meme that cropped up in the wake of COVID. It’s like some time after 2021 everyone just forgot how to take a walk near a large body of water and talk to one another for an hour or three.
Last time I met up with friends in a park, we were interrupted by the cops because you apparently have to pay the city to use the picnic table now.
They’re talking about places to approach/get to know strangers
Go dancing. Guaranteed to get to know strangers very quickly.
Also, literally any rec league sports club.
100% this. But also, you can make your own third space by inviting friends over and asking them to bring friends. I met most of my serious girlfriends at various house parties. Friends of friends are somewhat pre-vetted.
You have made one major assumption here which I feel cannot be overlooked.
Gotta make friends before dating. Having no friends is a big red flag.
I do get a bit tired of
“There are no third spaces! I can’t meet anyone! Nobody will love me!”
“Have you tried leaving the house?”
“That’s literally impossible.”
Well to do that all my friends would have to un-OD on heroin lol, the opioid epidemic did a real number on my city. I never did it myself, but for me to invite them over I’d need a shovel or a Ouija Board, and idk who they’d bring but I’m not sure I wanna find out!
“Damn Steve, when did you become friends with Moloch and Baal? And why’d you bring Ea-Nasir?!”
My only living in town friend is moving in about a year, too. And if he had anyone he could set me up with I’d know lol, known him for 15yr.
Yeesh. Sounds like you need a new set of friends or a new town. I wonder how much of the loneliness is down to loads of people living in really sparse areas.
Yeah well y’know, I work, then I’m too tired to go out, can’t afford bars anymore and if I could I’m still too old for that shit.
I do go out to some naturey places when the weather permits (of course it’s been hotter than the sun until like this week), but it’s not like a naturey meet up I just smoke weed and read a book next to the creek, and look at frogs and shit.
Furthermore, I don’t know how these people who say “go to X or Y” even find out that X or Y is happening locally, and where/when. Newspapers? Those still around?
Local newspapers are still a thing, so are bulletin boards at city hall or whatever cultural center you have. (I’ve seen event listings at bars, libraries, near a fountain, wherever stuff gets hosted)
Word I’ll look around, thanks. I assumed newspapers was a joke I was making haha, I thought those were dead for that kind of thing by now.
Try more meetups? There’s always stuff for running, board games, coding, bike riding, bird watching. Just don’t be a creeper who’s cruising instead of doing the activity in good faith.
It’s my understanding that women don’t want to be asked out at such places, the common complaint being that they can’t even enjoy their hobby without guys asking them out.
No , but you can talk to them and make friends. Women like dudes who they can interact with and not have to worry about the dude trying to fuck them the instant they let their guard down. If you show up for the activity and focus on having fun and not just to try and get laid it makes you safer to be around. It has to be genuine though people can pick up on it if you have ulterior motives.
I’m not interested in dating but I have female friends who try to introduce me to women when we go out to bars and things like that because they know how I am and trust me not to be an asshole. By comparison there is another dude in our group who is constantly acting thirsty and going after any woman that shows him even the slightest attention. He does not get the same consideration and has been left out of a number of events because of his behavior. I do understand that that can be a difficult thing to shut down sometimes but learning to do it goes a long way.
Finding romantic and sexual partners is really, really hard for people who are unable to find new friends generally.
It’s a lot easier to meet women to date when you don’t have much trouble talking to women and men you’re not at all interested in dating.
The friend of friend angle remains one of the best filters for finding available partners who might actually be compatible with you. And that pool is a lot bigger when you can get along with people through hobbies and activities, who have already kinda vetted that you’re a good person who is fun to be around.
I can talk to people just fine, when I find people to talk to. But ime most people are busy with their daily lives. Today I’m at work, I’m going to get in my car and drive to lunch, and stop into the grocery store otw home. Sure I can talk to the superficial work friends, but after that it’s nobody (in person) all day. My only in town friend has night shift, so he’s not chillin.
Could I go to the bar? Sure, but again I don’t want to. Could I go to the lake? Hell, might, great day, but I’ll be bringing a joint and a book and finding a quiet spot, none of the runners or bikers want to take out their headphones and chat.
“Friends” beyond the superficial level that is basically natural requires us to not be busy ass 30-somethings.
“Friends” beyond the superficial level that is basically natural requires us to not be busy ass 30-somethings.
Generally speaking, for people who don’t even have the time or energy to foster friendships and superficial relationships that are already in their life, it’s gonna be hard to find, evaluate, and build potential romantic relationships.
That’s what meetups and hobby-based activities are for. They’re supposed to be fulfilling enough for the activity alone, with the added social benefit of new friends added on. If you’d be willing to do that for the possibility of meeting new romantic partners but not the possibility of meeting new friends, that’s gonna be a pretty tough sell even to the potential romantic partners, that you’re not really there to make friends.
Opposite, I could do that (assuming I could even find said groups, what, newspapers?) for friends but not romantic partners, beyond one of them introducing me to someone. I wouldn’t date anyone in the group unless she asked me out because it’s my understanding that women don’t want to be asked out at the hobby they’re “just trying to enjoy” as the complaint often goes. And women, IME, don’t often ask people out. It happened to me once, I blew it because I didn’t even know how to react lol. Tbf it was kinda on her, I said yes and she didn’t follow up with anything. I should have just taken over but I kinda thought she was gonna be like “great friday at 8?” or something but instead I kinda laughed nervously and she just walked away lol.
The part everyone seems to be missing is: I don’t need help conversing, I need to know the locations of like groups of nature loving book readers that actively want to chat and how to find their schedule.
Yes, that’s what I meant but don’t be a creeper that’s cruising for dates. You can still make friends, and over a longer period of time ask if there’s interest. I don’t have an objective set of rules for this path- almost all of my dates were via dating apps, where interest in dating can be assumed.
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Well, good luck getting those guys to listen, the only ones who will are people like me who don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable, the guys doing that don’t care.
But then the problem becomes if I misread the “friendship seems like it’s going to be more” signal, some people are nice about it, but some will immediately spread that you’re a creep to the entire group and then you lose your hobby all because of a misunderstanding. And I’m not talking about being pushy or weird, just something as simple as “hey I was wondering if you’d like to go out sometime” can be enough to set that off. It’s happened to me before. I know the tendency of the internet is to immediately assume I asked to fuck her nose or something weird, but no, just “like coffee or lunch or something, no pressure?” Bam, one innocuous question from a misread signal, took no for an answer, am “creep” now.
I also just so happen to be diagnosed, literally, as a fucking moron who cannot get social cues lol. It’d be nice if those “friends that want more” could use their words instead of trying to signal, I don’t speak that language well. Unfortunately that is due to, I believe the medical term is “broken brain,” and cannot be fixed.
I used to have no problem meeting women in bars, but that wasn’t conducive to long term partnerships, perhaps unsurprisingly.
It’s mean and childish of a person who got asked out and declined to publish who asked them out and even how, especially when they’re coining it in such a bad way. I’ve observed these situations too. Some things shouldn’t be gossiped because they can have a very negative impact on the mental situation of some people.
I hope you’re doing fine and working on overcoming that fear. If you actually have a weakness on social clues like that, I think it wouldn’t be too bad of an idea to let them know somehow. I bet most will be very understanding. Most of the time, people are very polite when declining.
Do they know each other?
It’s a high bar to clear.
Found the astro-physicist
100 IQ joke
They really are at the top of the bell curve
Can I see a diagram?
… Was 100 the highest number you could think of?
If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!
Numbers 101: how to count higher than a hundred
This comment deserves a few more upvotes.
What if you had a humdred humdreds of something?
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Tree fiddy 😏
Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr
Well hey, two out of four, I’m halfway there!
Show off
I just transitioned. Now I have 3.
And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast
To be fair we are all waitinf on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.
At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH
Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.
That’s really where society is going TBH
Look at Muslim word.
Fascists try not to project their sexual insecurity every second challenge
Side note: I’ve been seeing loser spelled as “looser” so often recently, when I see it spelled correctly, my brain does a double fart.
